It’s just the way it works on everything. I don’t know why it’s so good, but it is. Why is it that way? Who made it? I’ve heard that some Parmesan cheese is really just saw dust. I would like to see that for myself. Maybe I just trained my mind to find anything that comes in a Parmesan bottle to be delicious like in the Matrix when they were on Morpheus’s ship and they had to eat the porridge mix. Someone said it tastes like chicken. Well, Parmesan tastes like sex.